35 lines
1.4 KiB
JSON
35 lines
1.4 KiB
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"document": "xyz.rolsf.manifest.meta.1",
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"brand": "rolsf",
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"targets": [],
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"fortune": {
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"hippoz": [
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"and i somehow lost my pants, which caused me to be naked and run home, which may or may not have been caused by pulseaudio",
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"🩲ronliv",
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"forgot to mention i literally woke up laughing and continued laughing long after waking up",
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"YOUR COMPUTER. IT NEVER TURNS OFF.",
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"we can tie this into the idea of biocentrism",
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"it spends 500ms in busy javascript computing some lovecraftian DOM tree",
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"react literally has preemptive multitasking built in",
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"yes!!! i need lib-xdg-gtk-gnome-flatpak-portal-systemd!!!! you dont understand!!!",
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"have i been brainwashed by big terminal or something",
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"im still debating whether or not it's a troll"
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],
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"alan": [
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"What you view as insane is my sanity."
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],
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"rot": [
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"make a song using samples from linux sound themes",
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"the joke is so overdone you might as well just not post it"
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],
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"tuna": [
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"this code is fucked up bruh"
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],
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"kemal": [
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"6ac minecraft.jar",
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"if someone gets the joke here, congrats",
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"the joke literally went over from your head",
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"sadly it's a troll"
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]
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}
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}
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