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{
"document": "xyz.rolsf.manifest.meta.1",
"brand": "rolsf",
"targets": [],
"fortune": {
"hippoz": [
"and i somehow lost my pants, which caused me to be naked and run home, which may or may not have been caused by pulseaudio",
"🩲ronliv",
"forgot to mention i literally woke up laughing and continued laughing long after waking up",
"YOUR COMPUTER. IT NEVER TURNS OFF.",
"we can tie this into the idea of biocentrism",
"it spends 500ms in busy javascript computing some lovecraftian DOM tree",
"react literally has preemptive multitasking built in",
"yes!!! i need lib-xdg-gtk-gnome-flatpak-portal-systemd!!!! you dont understand!!!",
"have i been brainwashed by big terminal or something",
"im still debating whether or not it's a troll"
],
"alan": [
"What you view as insane is my sanity."
],
"rot": [
"make a song using samples from linux sound themes",
"the joke is so overdone you might as well just not post it"
],
"tuna": [
"this code is fucked up bruh"
],
"kemal": [
"6ac minecraft.jar",
"if someone gets the joke here, congrats",
"the joke literally went over from your head",
"sadly it's a troll"
]
}
}